2 Liter Beer Boot

by Tom Warin

2 Liter Beer Boot
(Spencers Gifts)

Not many people know that the original Cinderella story featured a glass boot rather than a glass slipper.

The story was changed at the request of Hollywood studios after a number of actresses died from severe cuts inflicted while trying to put on a glass boot.

The lesson has not been lost on the world: glass boots are not for wearing. However, it seems unreasonable that the great glass boot artisans of Hungary should stop making glass boots simply because they are insanely impractical.

Other uses must be found for these lovely objects, such as drinking beer in Official Beerfest Games events. Continues below

To that end the clever folks at Spencers Online, whose love of both footwear and glass is legendary, are offering this 2 liter Beer Boot, which can be used to partake of your favorite beverage. You can also use it for your second or third favorite beverages, but it wouldn't be as pleasurable.

Please remember that you should not, no matter how many boots worth of ale you have drunk, go out into the world trying to find a girl whose feet will fit into the boot and then insist on marrying her.

First of all, the odds of success are very slim. Secondly, you will probably cause physical injury and death. Thirdly, they won't want to marry you unless you have a castle. Do you have a castle? No, I thought not.