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28 Rounds Later beer zombie T-shirt

by Tom Warin
(Salem, MA)

28 Rounds Later beer zombie T-shirt

We've all been there. A few too many pints with your mates, a dog-eared copy of Raising the Dead For Dummies abandoned by another patron and before you know it, you favorite bar is overrun with zombies. What do you do now, hotshot? WHAT DO YOU DO?

You could try the same thing that everybody else does and run from the slow-moving fiends, only for you and your friends to be picked off one by one and ultimately join the undead horde.

Alternatively, if you're smart, you'll challenge the zombies to a drinking contest. Renowned for their inability to hold their ale and an allergy to hops, the zombies will soon be reduced to crawling around under the tables, searching for any pieces of brain that may have fallen into cracks in the floorboards. This will give you the chance to escape.

Now you know how to deal with that situation and knowing is half the battle. But how best to spread the word so that others can do the same? If only there were an efficient way for you to get the message out without the risk of being labelled a lunatic, or even worse, a zombie bore.

Luckily for you, this comfortable 28 Rounds Later beer zombie T-shirt is printed with a design that captures the essence of the scheme. Wear it prominently. Have a pint. Relax. You might just have saved the whole damn world.