Kate McKeon reviews the beer scene at the American Airlines Center, Dallas, Texas.

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American Airlines Center, Dallas, Texas
Submitted by Kate McKeon

Kate McKeon, our Texas Beer Delegate.(We suspect that this review was submitted directly AFTER Kate returned from the AAC late one evening... This might explain her unique first-person style in this review! Ed.)

Choices - LIMITED! Ach. Budweiser, Bud Light, Miller Lite and Coors Light - like having a Coors Light versus a Coors is really going to save you the calories needed to deplete that beer belly...

American Airlines Center, Dallas, Texas

Beers of the World: The AAC at Dallas, Texas.

Special import choices: Corona, Sam Adams (Texas is another country and therefore a Masshole beer is an import), Shiner Bock and Heineken.

Liquor abounds, but I am not allowed near the liquor for very good reasons of national and international security.

Overall beer selection at the American Airlines Center - *$*$%)@#

Overall beer selection at the Old No. 7 Jack Daniel's Club - expensive *#$*#*$)

Overall beer selection at the Platinum club at AACenter - expensive *#*($%)#

Beers of the World: The Platinum Club Bar at the AAC, Dallas, Texas.Yeah, f-ing vendors and bloody advertising rights are DENYING me my right to a full bodied, lucious beer. Bastards.

(We don't expect the AAC to be asking Kate to be their entertainment spokesperson anytime soon. Though it's their loss... Ed.)

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