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American
Airlines Center, Dallas,
Texas
Submitted
by Kate
McKeon
(We
suspect that this review was
submitted directly AFTER Kate returned from the AAC late one evening...
This might explain her unique first-person style in this review! Ed.)
Choices - LIMITED! Ach. Budweiser, Bud Light, Miller Lite and Coors Light - like having a Coors Light versus a Coors is really going to save you the calories needed to deplete that beer belly...

Special import choices: Corona, Sam Adams (Texas is another country and therefore a Masshole beer is an import), Shiner Bock and Heineken.
Liquor abounds, but I am not allowed near the liquor for very good reasons of national and international security.
Overall beer selection at the American Airlines Center - *$*$%)@#
Overall beer selection at the Old No. 7 Jack Daniel's Club - expensive *#$*#*$)
Overall beer selection at the Platinum club at AACenter - expensive *#*($%)#
Yeah,
f-ing vendors and bloody
advertising rights are DENYING me my right to a full bodied, lucious
beer. Bastards.
(We don't expect the AAC to be asking Kate to be their entertainment spokesperson anytime soon. Though it's their loss... Ed.)

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