"Beers of the world, unite!"
Got a beer belly? Want one? Perhaps you're a girl who lusts after men with spare tyres around their middle.
Or a skinny bloke who's tired of the nickname 'tin-ribs' and wants to be more of a man.
On the other end of the 'scale' (sorry), you might be hitting your late twenties to early thirties, not so much with a bang as with a squelch.
Concerned about your burgeoning beer belly?
Need
to slim down?
Want to be better
informed
about how to enjoy your beer without outgrowing your clothes every
summer?
The United Nations of Beer is here to help, whether your aim is to earn a bigger belt, or cut tighter notches in the one you already own...
The best way to 'suck in' the latest great info on beer bellies and anything else to do with beer is to join Drink Up, the UNOB eZine. Sign up using the form at the bottom of this page.
Concerned about your gut? Want to know how calorific those oh-so-tasty beers you chug are? Check our beer calorie guide! The guide includes imported and domestic beers.
We're working on bringing you calorie information for overseas beers, in case you plan on taking a beer vacation.
Tired of your bulging beer gut? Read our guide to bashing your beer belly without pain, suffering or wallet anorexia!
Unleash electric death from your PC!

"Where does he get all those wonderful toys?"
ThinkGeek: launch rockets from your PC, send digital insults to drivers and own a REAL light sabre!
Guinness Product HQ
We've rounded up the greatest collection of Guinness gear on the planet! Shirts, hats, glasses, home bar products, giftware, tin signs... all official! Guinness Product HQ