It's the ultimate badge of honour for a beer fan: the beer belly!

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Got a beer belly? Want one? Perhaps you're a girl who lusts after men with spare tyres around their middle.

Or a skinny bloke who's tired of the nickname 'tin-ribs' and wants to be more of a man.

On the other end of the 'scale' (sorry), you might be hitting your late twenties to early thirties, not so much with a bang as with a squelch.

Concerned about your burgeoning beer belly?

All hail the beer belly! At the United Nations of Beer, we try to take a neutral stance on the subject... Need to slim down? Want to be better informed about how to enjoy your beer without outgrowing your clothes every summer?

The United Nations of Beer is here to help, whether your aim is to earn a bigger belt, or cut tighter notches in the one you already own...

The best way to 'suck in' the latest great info on beer bellies and anything else to do with beer is to join Drink Up, the UNOB eZine. Sign up using the form at the bottom of this page.

Beer gut articles!

Concerned about your gut? Want to know how calorific those oh-so-tasty beers you chug are? Check our beer calorie guide! The guide includes imported and domestic beers.

We're working on bringing you calorie information for overseas beers, in case you plan on taking a beer vacation.

WTF is Beer Six? That's a very good question. In order to answer it, you'll have to click the link and have a peek!

Assuming nobody has 'offed' us before the second part gets out (Beer Six making the Holy Grail theory look like child's play), you can read part two here. Tell everybody before the page is deleted (and us with it!).

Tired of your bulging beer gut? Read our guide to bashing your beer belly without pain, suffering or wallet anorexia!