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Designed, quite simply, to help any beer drinker
ingest more
liquid more quickly than any other method, bongs are easy to
make and use.
Drinking from a bong involves holding a funnel full
of liquid
attached
to a long tube above your head.
You keep the liquid in the tube
by putting
your thumb across the end as a seal.
When
you're in position (on your knees
usually), you release your thumb, clamp your lips around the tube and
gulp like there's no tomorrow (and there may well not be!).
As
long as the beer is froth-free, you
should be able to ingest it rapidly.
Not
recommended for the fizzy
lager beers or the very heavy, 8% by volume or above brews.
The United Nations of Beer
is proud to present some bong resources for your edification! After all, life's too short to waste
SAVOURING
a beer.
Bong resources
Click the links to be
redirected. Be sure to mention United Nations of
Beer
if you're asked to provide a referrer.
The
Wikipedia funneling write-up
The Wikipedia definition introduces the concept of defoamers,
devices designed to prevent foam build-up and thus cut down the
likelihood of you choking. Which kind of spoils the fun.
A
bong site like no other!
Here is the Ultimate Beerbong: don't try this unless you have
hand-built your own house from scratch.
Involves Brita filtration and
ends
up looking like an extra from Star Wars Episode II.
The
rock group Beer
Bong
No, we didn't know a band existed with that name either. You don't
have to be half-deaf or half-dead to enjoy their music, but it could
help...
And if you're not tempted to listen to them
after that
glowing recommendation, you
won't click here!
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