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The humble beer bong can turn a party into a riot.

Designed, quite simply, to help any beer drinker ingest more liquid more quickly than any other method, bongs are easy to make and use.

Drinking from a bong involves holding a funnel full of liquid attached to a long tube above your head.

You keep the liquid in the tube by putting your thumb across the end as a seal.

Friend of the UNOB, JENN, demonstrates an awesome beer bong technique. You know she's gotta swallow! When you're in position (on your knees usually), you release your thumb, clamp your lips around the tube and gulp like there's no tomorrow (and there may well not be!).

As long as the beer is froth-free, you should be able to ingest it rapidly.

Not recommended for the fizzy lager beers or the very heavy, 8% by volume or above brews.

The United Nations of Beer is proud to present some beer bong resources for your edification!

After all, life's too short to waste SAVOURING a beer.

Beer bong resources

Click the links to be redirected. Be sure to mention United Nations of Beer if you're asked to provide a referrer.

The Wikipedia funneling write-up
The Wikipedia definition introduces the concept of defoamers, devices designed to prevent foam build-up and thus cut down the likelihood of you choking. Which kind of spoils the fun.

Either a pic of the Ultimate Beer Bong, or the result of a one-night stand between R2D2 and C3PO. A bong site like no other!
Here is the Ultimate Beerbong: don't try this unless you have hand-built your own house from scratch. Involves Brita filtration and ends up looking like an extra from Star Wars Episode II.

The rock group Beer Bong
No, we didn't know a band existed with that name either. You don't have to be half-deaf or half-dead to enjoy their music, but it could help...
And if you're not tempted to listen to them after that glowing recommendation, you won't click here!