
The UNOB believes that beer fun is a basic human right.
After all, while it's possible to be too serious about anything -- beer included -- life is for living, and if you can't laugh, what's left?
So discover the myriad ways in which Beer + Fun = Life.
We've scoured our brains and the best bonkers beer behaviour in the world to come up with these beauties!
If you have any new suggestions for our Beer Fun page, don't be shy...
Write to us at Last Orders and volunteer them! We'll share any revenue we create with the person who suggested the idea.
Remember that hilarious beer
commercial that made you snort your lager all over mum's sofa in 1988?
What WAS the name of that brew, you know, the one with the big tiger and the guy who had a sword the size of the Statue of Liberty? And who was that stunning bird with the big hooters who did the Harp ads?
All these great questions will be answered at Classic Beer Ads!
To
be completely honest, at the moment we're only managing to do this once
in a blue moon.
What with our exhausting work hiring Beer Delegates, adding to the 2007 Beer Festivals Guide and boring stuff like earning money to pay the mortgage on UNOB Towers.
That hasn't stopped us from occasionally perving into MySpace... I mean, thoroughly researching the tedious subject that is women with a skinful and silk showing!
Beer fun doesn't come much better than our Drunk Underwear page.
If
Drunk Underwear is dodgy, Tit
and Beer is downright depraved!
We're on the lookout for an official UNOB Mascot, codename Bevvy, to represent us on the strategically vital front of looking gorgeous.
Being able to hold a beer can in the upfront position (as demonstrated on the page) is not essential, but would be a distinct advantage! Apply within. Or nominate a friend...
There
are times when you want to savour a brew. It's so damn delicious, every
sip is like a vision of Heaven.
Then there are times when all you have to hand is cheap fizzy pap and you want to get off your face as quickly as possible.
That's when a Beer Bong comes in handy.
It's simply the best way to chug down a beer as quickly as possible. So if you find yourself with a sixer of lousy fizzy pap, then this might be the way to rid yourself of it as effectively as possible!
Some
parties are epic. Others are so awful you won't stop for five minutes,
even if that blonde with the big knockers is giving you the eye.
Beer fun is a subjective term, but most parties fall somewhere between the two extremes. That's when a drinking game can really liven things up. Just add beer!
Single?
Great! Unless you don't want to be.
Even in matters of the heart, the UNOB is a pioneer.
Come to Beer Bachelors, our great new location for beer-loving singles who want to mingle!
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Purchase beer mixes for a year and receive seasonal shipments (4 times a year) of your favorite beer mixes & Booster.
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