Looking for beer gifts? Look no further: trust the UNOB to find the best!

Star Wars light sabres. The perfect gift for infants. Choosing beer gifts for the beer monster in your life can be a daunting prospect.

Fortunately, the United Nations of Beer LOVES daunting prospects!

So we've spent some time and energy (about an hour and 95 calories, since you asked) on researching great beer gifts for you and yours to enjoy.

You'll find something for every taste and budget. And as we come across more crazy beer gift ideas, we'll update this page for you.

A Beer Pong Neon Sign that will brighten up your games of Beirut, or even strip beer pong!

Beer Pong, also known as Beirut, is a fantastic party game and a great way to pass the time (and pass out). We've located a supplier of superb Beer Pong Neon Signs. You've got to have one! It will really brighten up your Pong lair...

Think Geek: the world's greatest collection of unnecessary but hilarious gadgets, gizmos and "Gotta-haves"

There really is no limit to mankind's creativity. ThinkGeek takes that to the nth degree, focusing on the pretty, noisy, pointless man-toys that we all would really love to own!

Think you can't have your head turned by pointless pleasure? Check out some of these goodies that really tickled the Secretary General's fancy:

USB rocket launcher
Star Wars Light Sabres
1up Track jacket
glowing plasma beer mug
Nabaztag the smart WiFi rabbit and optional "wife"
Ale and Whores T-shirt
the dreaded Annoyatron
cool printed circuitboard coaster set
glowing Bladerunner umbrella
Emoticons for your car

And many, many more! Ash has spent a happy hour researching some of the funniest gifts that your beloved beer fans will love forever. But if none of these float your boat, they have hundreds of other items to choose from.

We guarantee that you will be slapping your credit card out on the desk and shouting "Geek me!" within minutes of visiting. Or, if you're truly spoilt for choice or duller than a stopover in Chicago LeHare, buy the special somebody in your life a ThinkGeek gift certificate.

Click here to read more about this amazing beer gifts resource!

Guinness product HQ: the best of the black stuff

We've spent a lot of time tracking down the best Guinness gear for our Guinness Product HQ.

It's not a finished work yet either! But we have found a huge quantity of great stuff with the harp logo on it...

There's more to Guinness crap than T-shirts. Grab a stout dart board, a tie with shamrocks, pint glasses, a coffee cup, golf accessory set, bar mirror or rug. Check it out!

Beer of the Month Club

The Great American Beer Club. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

Whatever those ads for genital herpes tell you, a
Beer of the Month Club subscription is the gift that gives on giving.

Clubs of America's ONE MONTH MINIMUM PERIOD means your Beer of the Month Club gift can be as penny-pinching as you like, and yet still wildly original, good enough to catapult you into the good books of the beer fan who receives it.

Plus, if you're shopping for teetotallers as well, the same company offers all kinds of delightful clubs on the same theme of monthly deliveries, including cigars, chocolate, wine, coffee and... PIZZA!

The Shop of the Irish

If you love Irish people or culture, you're going to ADORE ShopIrish.com

It's an amazing resource for all things from the emerald isle, including a fantastic selection of Guinness-themed clothing and gifts. The company's website is secure and safe, plus very easy to search and navigate.

Among the goodies we found this Guinness Four Can Mini Cooler (Hmm, let me think, what COULD you use it to keep cool for you?). There's also a very funky Guinness 'Pint glass' lamp for those of you who would like to use the Dark stuff to dispel a fear of the dark!

The "Beer Books and More" UNOB Amazon store

Everybody knows and loves Amazon.

They revolutionised the way people choose and buy their books, CDs, games and other fun stuff.

We're proud to introduce the UNOB "Books and More" Amazon store!

We've chosen some of the best beer-themed books, home brew guides and beer-themed gifts and accessories available.

If you don't share our taste, fear not. You can browse by category, add items to your Wish List or search for specific keywords and the Amazon.com main site will locate items and add them to our Amazon store and your wish list! It's a great little gadget. Check it out!