United Nations of Beer

Beer Goggles

by Tom Warin

Beer Goggles
(BaronBob)

Beer drinkers have not always been known for being at the cutting edge of fashion.

All that is about to change with the release of these exciting new Beer Goggles, available from the avant-garde Baron Bob.

These yellow or green tinted eyeglasses are not only stylish, they are also functional as the extra large size will protect your face from all kinds of flying debris.

Although I haven't had a chance to test them in the field, I assume that they also have the normal effect of beer goggles, which is to transform marginally attractive members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, if that's your thing) into sizzling hot bombshells.

My recommendation is that you buy a few extra pairs to hand out to somebody that you are attracted to, so that they look on you more kindly. Nothings says "I am a quality fellow who would be an asset to any relationship" more than forcing a pair of novelty glasses onto somebody's face.

If by any chance this doesn't work, then you're doing it wrong.