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Beer Mug dangle belly ring

by Tom Warin

Beer Mug dangle belly ring
(Amazon)

If you are a classy lady, with a capital "C" and a capital "L", and I know that many of you are, then you must often be faced with the problem of how to communicate to eligible young gentlemen and gentlewomen exactly how classy you are.

In today's crowded marketplace it pays to have a differentiator, a unique selling point, to ensure that you get the attention you deserve.

A dangle belly ring featuring a Purple jeweled beer mug Dangle Belly Ring is certainly one way to go. With a single piece of jewelry, you let people know that you are feminine (it's so shiny!), that you have an interest in beer, and that you have a belly.

These are all things that people are looking for in a potential friend, life partner or experimental subject.

If you are looking for a purplish beer to go with your dangling belly thing, then don't go the easy route of dumping blueberry extract into your Bud Light.

There are a few blueberry ales, such as the one brewed at the Portsmouth Brewery in New Hampshire, that use whole blueberries in the mash, giving the beer a bluish/purplish tinge. It's seasonal, but you probably don't want to be exposing your dangly belly to the New Hampshire winter anyway.