The United Nations of Beer presents Beer Six. WTF? Good question...
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Some things seem to belong together. As a phrase, Beer Six doesn't seem to make a lot of sense.
But as secret R&D labs buried deep in the bowels of the United Nations of Beer did their research, we discovered something truly amazing.
Beer Six means a lot. In fact, Beer and Six go together like beer and sex. There's at least six reasons why beer and six deserve their own department here at the UNOB Headquarters.
We hope you will enjoy discovering those reasons as much as we did.
The Six Beer Theory
For a long while, there's been a psychological profile drawn up which concludes that hetrosexual men are just six beers away from becoming homosexual.
The point is that we are all animals. Once our inhibitions are removed (with beer), the Six Beer Theory states that we will (potentially) bond in more than a friendly way with our male peers and companions.
The very best reference work we've found to support this may be found by clicking this link. This takes you to Uncool Central, where a truly excellent photo diary of the Six Beer Theory in practise will entertain you royally. Hilarious (if just a little bizarre).
Beer: Six absolute truths
In which chemist Andy Fenwick meets his spiritual mentor in a bar in Tucson, and they discuss life, the universe and everything.
Fenwick's hero-worship of country musician Tom T. Hall revolves around the country singer's famous record, I Like Beer, which, Fenwick claims, was the one song in his life that spoke to him on an intimate level.
It reveals the Six
absolute truths of beer, which may or may not shed light on
your own drinking future. I especially like the idea that any beer with
three consonants in a row in its name is good beer! (I suspect there
are plenty of German brews which will make it onto the list.)
Anyway, if you're intriguied about this old soak's beery ramblings, at ApeCulture.com. Start pouring a Guinness now and by the time the head has settled, you'll be done reading it. But it's time well wasted, trust us.
The six pack
You see how many ways beer and six can come together to be Beer Six? The six pack is third in our list of great six-beer coincidences.
There are two different kinds of six pack, and for most of us these are mutually exclusive. Pursuit of one type of six pack makes the other kind much less likely to occur.
Muscle freaks can't afford the carbs, and beer heads are never sober long enough to care about their flabby guts.
So, without further ado, we are proud to present Beer Six Pack resources. They may open your eyes to the awesome potential of the six pack. Hopefully before you get converted to the sit-up club and buy an Abdominator. (All links open in new windows.)
The Chilli Beer Six Pack
For
those who like their beer red-hot, Australian and ridiculously
expensive.
The Albany Institute of History and
Art
Even museums are clueing in to how
important beer six has become in our subsoncious. Have a look at this
entry... But if you go to see it in person, don't expect much sympathy
from security if you're caught sampling the exhibits after closing
time.
The World's largest six pack
Ever
been REALLY thirsty? Check out the world's hugest hangover-in-waiting
at LaCrosse, Wisconsin. The City Brewery (originally G. Heileman
Brewing Company) make this a real landmark for beer tourists.
Six-Pack
the movie
Starring Kenny Rogers, one of
beer's foremost bards (also famous for the best-known poker song on the
planet), Diane Lane and Erin Gray. Read all about it at the
International Movie DataBase (IMDB.com).
Search
for Six Packs on eBay
Believe it or not, people
now are very into collecting beer-related goodies. eBay is so
powerful that you will turn up Six-Pack the Movie,
beer-related music and god only knows what other stuff. Don't forget to
come back when you're done browsing.
Not a member of eBay yet? You ought to be.
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