Bombed Beer Bands
by Tom Warin
Bombed Beer Bands
(BaronBob)
As an elite international spy and occasional assassin-for-hire, I often find myself in the tricky position of trying to remember exactly which drink I have poured the poison into. I don't have to tell you how embarrassing it can be to poison the wrong person. The amount of paperwork you have to fill out is amazing.
Bombed Beer Bands, which slip over a can or bottle of beer, can be a useful aid to remembering which drink is which. These particular bands, available from BaronBob.com, come in many different colors and feature words like "Bombed", "Tanked" and "Sauced", so they will blend right in to even the most sophisticated Ambassador's cocktail reception.
They are also useful if you have a significant other who always claims that the bottle with the most beer left in it is theirs, even if you clearly remember it being the other way round. By placing a single human hair under the band, you can catch them if they try to switch the bands.
Oh, and if you come round for a drink and I give you a beer with a band that says "Poison", I'm just messing around with you. Or am I?
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