Calories in Coors Light beer
by Calorie Valerie
(UNOB HQ)
Coors Light beer: you'll need a LOT before the girls where you drink look this good
Calories in Coors Light beer:
99 calories per 330ml
The big question in your mind should be: why drink Coors Light at all? Certainly this is not a flavor oriented decision.
A bottle of Guinness will only cost you 40 or so calories more than Coors Light. Scary, isn't it? Because if you close your eyes and take a sip of Guinness, you could be transported to a lovely Irish hillside pub within moments of the dark delicious brew passing your lips.
There's fiddle music playing in the background. Your hair, wet from a sudden rain shower, begins to steam as you sit near the fireplace, waiting for your first pint to settle.
The redhead opposite you, cute, not classically beautiful, yet in these surroundings just perfect in your eyes, smiles, and the head of the beer is highlighted in her deep green eyes.
You smile back, take a sip, and are lost. Captivated in her eyes, in the dark chocolate malt, in the moment that has taken you up this little mountain and into this incredible pub.
By contrast, closing your eyes and sipping a Coors Light will take you into a gutter in downtown Atlanta. You've just had your wallet rolled, you suspect your nose may be broken, your girlfriend left you last month because the repo man took your Mustang, and Coors Light is all you can afford to drink now.
People. You may need to lose your beer gut. Do it the smart way. Eat a little less, work out a little more, and drink Guinness. Forget you have ever heard of Coors Light, and for goodness' sake don't have your head turned by Maxim girls dressed as shitty beer.




