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Carlton's Pure Blonde

by Anita Craw
(Bondi, Sydney, NSW, Australia)

Carlton's Pure Blonde. More fun than Carlton Draught!

Carlton's Pure Blonde. More fun than Carlton Draught!

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I must admit my first evening with this lite bodied blonde was a little different then a night out with her brother Carlton Draught. But I thought, live on the wild side and give her a go, that's exactly what I did. Now I keep going back for more, she is my fetish.

For a young female professional I can have her anywhere and not pack on the pounds or feel embarrassed. Carlton's Pure Blonde comes in a streamlined bottle dressed in green and silver and contains low carbohydrates but a full strength alcohol content of 4.6% abv.


Some say the flavour is watery but I enjoy her as she doesn't make me feel full like a Tooheys New.

On tap she pours well with an easy head. She delivers the light notes of a true beer, yet rolls out a slightly sweet after-tone which any woman should. For a similar or same price to any of her other standard relatives it is well work the purchase.

She is best with fish on a hot afternoon and completely chilled so beads of sweat stream down her side.

A pure blonde is rare and she is one that doesn't leave behind the baggage or guilt after the affair.

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Jun 15, 2008
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lush
by: kane goddard

the nicest beeer i have drank nothing compares to it keep up the good work

Jan 21, 2008
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Jan 05, 2008
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chemical ridden
by: Anonymous

this beer tastes like a chemical cocktail.
not that flash and a bit expensive as its aimed at the trendy set.
(ps I work in a pub)

Oct 13, 2007
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The Best A Man Can Get!
by: Nath

The title says it all!

Sep 17, 2007
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Womans Touch
by: Anonymous

A great review on a beer that is seen as a chicks beer but it makes me feel better ordering it. Also quite concise of the lite-ness of the brew

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