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Dust off your Drinking Stories and Alcoholic Anecdotes, folks. We want your moments of beer ecstasy, or agony. You can rate and comment on other people's moments of Miller madness, too.
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The Guy Who Jerks Off In Front of Girls 
The Guy Who Jerks Off In Front of Girls
When I was in junior high school my older brothers had a party and I got wasted! I went to my room to …...
I got so drunk I married my first wife
I got so drunk I...
Married my first wife
stayed married to her for seven years
tried to get her back...
The Great Lake
My buddies and I went down to the lake for memorial day weekend, we brought along four thirty packs of bud light for the six of us.
as the night began …...
STREAKER!
My Streaker story:
One summer's night after having too many beers and too drunk to care i did a streak. There were 4 of us in the car and they all said …...
Give the drunk guy a hand!
There is a story going round that a guy called Nick Clements got drunk and stripped naked at my recent birthday party and that I took a photograph …...
Skinny Dip
OK, this Skinny Dip incident happened two weeks ago, and now my wife doesn't allow me to go out with my friends.
If someone has been to my …...
Girls' Night Out
The year was 1998. The place was a marginalized nightclub in an unsavoury part of a major Southeastern US metropolis. The purpose? Girls’ …...
Beer cheer
My dad and mom decided to go out of station. I was so happy to hear that they wouldn't be available at home that night.
Immediately, my mind …...
When the bar closes
This is what happens when the bar closes!
We were leaving my husband's (shown in picture) Christmas party 'cause the bar was closing. When …...
Hofbrau - The Memory Stealer
That's the one - the one in his hand! the memory stealer.
I (far right) encountered this sweet, sumptious nectar whilst on a anthropological …...
Best High School Field Trip. EVER. 
I was 16 or 17 years old and it is the first time I've ever had the experience of drunkenness. It was on a school field trip to San Francisco.
Our driving …...
The Anabolic Halo Night
The Anabolic Halo Night
Before I start this, allow me to make this clear: when I drink, I become one of the most belligerent, unnecessary drunks …...
Drunk New Zealand girl
Drunk New Zealand girl
well it wahz a fridae nyt going tu a party(im a gurl)
i got wasted owt of my mind.
climbn a fence gettn to tha top …...
English journalists in Atlanta
It's the kind of moment that can re-define your life. I'd handed in my notice at an editor's job and the same afternoon, an envelope arrived inviting me …...
The Virgin Drunk and the Quest For Natty Light Not rated yet
I realize everyone has their own story about the first time they got completely, balls-to-the-wall, pants-shittingly, under the influence of alcohol. Therefore …...
My Bike's Been Stolen! Not rated yet
My Bike's Been Stolen!
Here it is short and sweet. I Had been working at a hospital doing janitorial work for several months. Within those several …...
1 Mimosa, 2 Mimosa, 3 Mimosa, Floor Not rated yet
1 Mimosa, 2 Mimosa, 3 Mimosa, Floor
This happened at one of my boyfriend's family parties, this last Easter (also celebrating his brother's birthday). …...
Funny Drunk Stories: Sock Not rated yet
Funny Drunk Stories: Sock
It was around 1 or 2 in the mornings and me and my wife had been heavily drinking and wathcing movies. i know wtf, but …...
Funny drunk stories: First Impressions On The Family Not rated yet
Funny drunk stories: First Impressions On The Family
I went to my girlfriend's family party a while ago. It was her cousins 18th and I didn't …...
Funny drunk stories: Farm Annex Party Not rated yet
Funny drunk stories: Farm Annex Party
It was a while ago now, but one of my friends lives out in the country on a farm, and he has his own annex …...
Funny drunk stories: Dad's Bender Not rated yet
Funny drunk stories: Dad's Bender
My Dad was a bigshot corporate executive who used to go on benders every couple of months. One day he left …...
Get on the Bus Not rated yet
Get on the Bus
My buddy Drew, his friend Annie and I were on a mission. Drew had just turned 21 and we were memorializing the milestone by having …...
Banana Beer Not rated yet
This is what will happen when you are so drunk. The after effect of alcohol will turn you and your friends into kids, where you finally end …...
Never again! Not rated yet
It was Friday and i decided to go out to the local discoteque. My friends and I ordered three crates of Heineken beer... After one hour all …...
Drunks should not ride bikes Not rated yet
First of all, I don't drink, and I owe some of that to this experience. But for now, you can take it from me that drunks should not ride bikes. …...
Brand new futon Not rated yet
I had gone to some guy’s house for a party back in high school, yeah yeah I know underage drinking, oops, my bad.
Anyways I got so hammered …...
I got so DRUNK Not rated yet
I skipped the last day of school in grade 10 with a bunch of friends and started partying. I got so drunk! Managed to make it home, get …...
