Drinking Stories: share
your funny drunk stories!
Share your crazy stories about those classic nights when you went just a BIT too far... It's really easy. Just fill in the form below.
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- We'll award occasional prizes for the stupidest and funniest stories we receive
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Dust off your Drinking Stories and Alcoholic Anecdotes, folks. We want your moments of beer ecstasy, or agony. You can rate and comment on other people's moments of Miller madness, too.
And if you have pics of you and your mates in the throes of a really great (or dog-rough) night, send them in as well!
The UNOB will occasionally award a prize to the really pathetically sad (or hilarious) stories we receive.
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Click below to see what other readers bragged about (or confessed to!).
The Great Lake
My buddies and I went down to the lake for memorial day weekend, we brought along four thirty packs of bud light for the six of us.
as the night began ...
Best High School Field Trip. EVER.
I was 16 or 17 years old and it is the first time I've ever had the experience of drunkenness. It was on a school field trip to San Francisco.
Our driving ...
Skinny Dip
OK, this Skinny Dip incident happened two weeks ago, and now my wife doesn't allow me to go out with my friends.
If someone has been to my ...
Girls' Night Out
The year was 1998. The place was a marginalized nightclub in an unsavoury part of a major Southeastern US metropolis. The purpose? [Girls’ Night ...
Beer cheer
My dad and mom decided to go out of station. I was so happy to hear that they wouldn't be available at home that night.
Immediately, my mind ...
When the bar closes
This is what happens when the bar closes!
We were leaving my husband's (shown in picture) Christmas party 'cause the bar was closing. When ...
STREAKER!
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My Streaker story:
One summer's night after having too many beers and too drunk to care i did a streak. There were 4 of us in the car and they all said ...
Give the drunk guy a hand!
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There is a story going round that a guy called Nick Clements got drunk and stripped naked at my recent birthday party and that I took a photograph ...
Banana Beer
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This is what will happen when you are so drunk. The after effect of alcohol will turn you and your friends into kids, [where you finally end ...
Never again!
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It was Friday and i decided to go out to the local discoteque. My friends and I ordered three crates of Heineken beer... After one hour all ...
Drunks should not ride bikes
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First of all, I don't drink, and I owe some of that to this experience. But for now, you can take it from me that drunks should not ride bikes...
Brand new futon
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I had gone to some guy’s house for a party back in high school, yeah yeah I know underage drinking, oops, my bad.
Anyways I got so hammered ...
I got so DRUNK
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I skipped the last day of school in grade 10 with a bunch of friends and started partying. I got so drunk! Managed to make it home, get to ...
Hofbrau - The Memory Stealer
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That's the one - the one in his hand! the memory stealer.
I (far right) encountered this sweet, sumptious nectar whilst on a anthropological ...
English journalists in Atlanta
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It's the kind of moment that can re-define your life. I'd handed in my notice at an editor's job and the same afternoon, an envelope arrived ...