Drunk New Zealand girl

by Kate
(new zealand)

Drunk New Zealand girl: embarasin shit. As ugly as the bird on this Tee? Possibly

Drunk New Zealand girl

well it wahz a fridae nyt going tu a party(im a gurl)
i got wasted owt of my mind.
climbn a fence gettn to tha top screaming im on mount everest then fallin of with laughta knockn mi self owt 4 lyk 5min then i hid mi mayts fone cuhz apartnli i thought it wahz calling me bitch when he askd me tu fynd it i screamd it wahz evil ran onto the road sat in the middle screamd the lyrics of marry had a little lamb built uhp a traffic jam of lyk 10cars mi mayt had tu come nd carry me of tha road over his shoulda becuhz i refused to leave. once i wahz on the footpath i ran tu a randoms hws knock on thea door askd why they were in mi hws then ran down tha street screamn pigs do fly went bak to the party hit on mi best mayt hookd uhp wihv mi other mayt hu wahz allso owt of it ahz then wen mi mayt tried tu give me a ryd home i wuldnt hop in tha car becuhz thea whz no boosta seat nd i needd tu see owt the window????? i no wtf. then wen i woke uhp at home in mi bed coverd in dirt nd sand.

Editor's note: what's uglier, the story or the txt spk?

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Apr 18, 2012
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Oh dear...
by: School Marm

What's uglier? The text speak, but there is something even more horrible about this.... NZ girls often DO speak for real in an accent exactly how Kate wrote - and for extra shudder effect, it's all done in a very nasal intonation. Enough to turn any red blooded Kiwi boy into a homosexual for life. ;-)

The whole country needs elocution lessons, right down to our broadcasters.

Bottoms-up on a Tui!

Fellow NZ girl.

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