Eimeo Hotel, Mackay, Queensland
by Shaun Cornwell
(Mackay, Queensland, Australia)
Eimeo Hotel, Mackay, Queensland. NOT a place for piss-wrecks
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Regarding Jane Turner's review of the Eimeo Pub.
jane while surfing the net on my home town of mackay i came across your review of the eimeo hotel, yes it is an old hotel and yes the veiws are wonderful however having been a publican for some time myself i am surprised to read your veiws on this hotel.
these comments i found to be derogitory and potentally harmful to the hotels trade. lucky its a free contry and you are entitled to your opinion, as i am to mine . so if the decore, service and beer is not to your liking then may i offer you some possible reasons for this.
A. you are probably a victorian or worse still a whinging pommy, in my experience as a publican and meeting new people everyday i would suggest you are the later!
B. you are probally a raving piss wreck with no mates who uses the guise of beer taster/reveiwer to cover this fact!
C. the "contruction site" type fencing around such beer gardens is to prevent closet drunks such as yourself falling toes up down the shear cliff face and sueing the pants of the management!
D. the bar, kitchen staff and management probably spotted you for what you are a mile of and treated you accordingly in the hope they would never see you again.
E. these types of hotels are obviously not to your liking and you should not enter them in the first place, as i doubt you have made very few friends in the local communtiy. furthermore you would be a liabilaty to the have on the premises as serving drunks carries a hefty fine.
In a nut shell Jane if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all! If this is beyond you then piss off back to where ever you came from!
yours, sincerely Shaun Cornwell. Mackay QLD.
Editor's note: We ran this by Jane before publishing it and left it in its original state for a bit of a giggle.
