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Flaming Skull Beer Opener Belt Buckle

by Tom Warin

Flaming Skull Beer Opener Belt Buckle
(Amazon)

It has long been known that awesome things can be made more awesome simply by setting them on fire.

A case in point is flaming skulls. Skulls on their own are pretty cool and creepy, but a flaming skull? Now you've got something!

There's a reason that Ghost Rider is the highest-grossing movie of all time and won the largest number of Oscars that any movie has ever won, ever. Oh wait, that was in a parallel universe where things are far more awesome than here.

If you yearn to live in a world where the flaming skull is king of all that is awesome, then this Flaming Skull Beer Opener Belt Buckle from Amazon might be just the thing for you.

It looks like you might be able to use it to open a bottle in an emergency, but it might mess up the flaming skull, which would not be in the least bit awesome.