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Funny drunk stories: Farm Annex Party

by David
(Hartlepool)

It was a while ago now, but one of my friends lives out in the country on a farm, and he has his own annex building (Pretty much his own house).

He had a party and everyone was really excited because it was pretty much no parent supervision, I remember going for drink beforehand and getting myself some apple vodka and energy drink to catch up.

I whacked out the drink and tried to catch up as quick as possible, I started mixing kinda 20:80 combo of the stuff and it slowly moved up to 50:50. The last thing I remember is starting a muffin war by throwing one at somebody then walking downstairs, leaving them to it.

As for what I've been told... There were muffins squashed into the floor and the roof, I drank so much I became pretty much a vegetable. His younger sister and her mates were just trying to get me to drink water as I lay there.

Going "David, drink some water" to which I replied "King David". Everyone was baffled, they went "David, please drink some water" and I said "I won't reply to anything but King David". So they moved on to "King David please drink some water" and I went "Bow to your king" and made a few of them bow before drinking.

Then his dad came up to see me puking all over, and went mental, everyone was kicked out. I tried to climb over a fence to mount a horse which I then was pulled off also.

My friend who's house it was said he was stood at the wall shouting for everyone to be get out when I came and stood beside him and he waited for me to speak, thinking I was there as back up. Then he looked at me to see I was in fact collapsed against the wall pissing.

I couldn't walk any further so I had to be carried down to the minibus where I then passed out and when the minibus got to town they all went to party and left me.

The nice taxi driver (Who could have easily ditched me on a curb) took me to a police station, where I then gave my address, puked all over the back of the van, and was taken home.

I got in the house and went to my Grandma "I wanna ring my girlfriend" so we was like "aww okay" and then all she heard on the phone was me go "fuck off then" annoyed.

I went to bed, and my girlfriend arrived and came upstairs and stayed up all night terrified because I wouldn't wake up.

That was what happened, all I remember is drinking apple vodka then waking up to a bacon sandwich and my Grandmas "The policeman who dropped you off was very nice".