United Nations of Beer

Funny Drunk Stories: Sock

by NAKED guy
(west virginia)

It was around 1 or 2 in the mornings and me and my wife had been heavily drinking and wathcing movies. i know wtf, but thats what you do when your married.

anyway my wife went upstairs to bed and i replied omw be right up. "thats the last thing i remembered.

I woke up about an hour later with my wife smacking me telling me to get up the cops are here. In my drunken stuper I fell down the flight of steps goin down stairs. The cops are questioning me becouse evidentley the neighbor said someone butt naked opened up there door and screamed WHATZ UP!!!!!!

Anywayz after about 15 minutes of goin back and forth with the cops = me pretty much asking the cops 45 times why are you here they decided that i was too intoxicated to have walked to the neighbor's house much less made it back home without getting my ass kicked, and they couldn't specifically identify my ass so they left.

Next morning i woke up with one hell of a headache and the memory that something happened last night. I put on my sweats and one of my superhero T-shirts, grabbed a Gatorade out of the fridge, went to smoke my mornin cig, when i noticed a sock in the bushes

when i grabbed it i noticed it had grass stain; BINGO. my wife filled me in on the rest of the situation, but evidently when she when up stairs to go to bed i went out to piss off of the porch and well you read the story lol