Guinness 1759 Thermal Shirt
by Tom
(Salem, MA)

Guinness 1759 Thermal Shirt
(Amazon)
Alcohol, the intoxicating chemical found in beer, wine and liquor, makes you feel warmer when it is cold. The problem is that it only makes you *feel* warmer, it does nothing to actually keep you warm; as anybody who has fallen asleep in a snow drift clutching a bottle of Tequila can testify.
If you do not want to be among the literally dozens of people who end up catching the sniffles on a cold night after a couple of beers, then you need to wrap up warm. The key to keeping warm is layers. The key to layers is to start with a good base.
This is a long sleeve thermal shirt. It does exactly what you might imagine, it covers your arms with its revolutionary "long" sleeves and it keeps you warm with its super-revolutionary "thermalness".
Wear this under your ironic 70s vintage thrift store shirt when you are out on the town this winter. It has a Guinness 1759 logo on it, which is a reference to when Guinness beer was first brewed, but you can claim that it's the number of friends you have on Facebook if you like. Liar.





