United Nations of Beer

Guinness Beer Glasses: Dimpled Jar

by Ashley Cotter-Cairns
(UNOB HQ)

Guinness Beer Glasses: Dimpled Jar
(Spencers)

Why dimpled? Imagine this heartbreaking scenario.

You have poured a Guinness and waited the requisite 95 seconds for the head to settle. It's a hot, humid summer's evening; you REALLY need a beer.

Condensation beads on the outside of the glass, caused by the difference in temperature between the cold beer and the turgid atmosphere.

You pick up your pint. It's the world's most beautiful Guinness beer; you can smell the bitter chocolate malt and almost taste that creamy kiss.

Then the fucker slips out of your hand and smashes on the floor. And it was your last can.

Dimpled Guinness Glasses. See? There's a word for this: Pure Genius. Wait. Did somebody already use that line?

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