Guinness Beer Hats
by Ashley Cotter-Cairns
(UNOB HQ)
Guinness Beer Hats: Straw Shamrock(Tees4All)
Guinness Beer Hats come in all shapes and sizes, as the two examples on this page illustrate grandly.
Exhibit A is the rootin-tootin cowboy straw shamrock hat.
It will catch fire in a flash, will keep the sun (but not the bugs) off, could be used as an emergency meal for your horse and frankly looks like something that a well-meaning girl would buy her boyfriend for St Patrick's Day and then find it gathering dust on top of the wardrobe three years later.
Guinness Beer Hats: Brown Corduroy baseball cap(Tees4All)
Exhibit B is the sublime brown corduroy Guinness pint baseball cap.
Talk about making a silk purse out of a sow's ear: this smooth, sexy cap takes Guinness peaked headwear to dangerous new places, much as Yoko Ono did to John Lennon, only without the crappy music. An instant classic.
As an aside, it's pretty hard to believe that both the sublime and ridiculous hats pictured above come from the same company. Truth is stranger than fiction.




