Avoid perilous discarded bottle caps with a Guinness bottle opener!
The best
Guinness bottle opener is just a click away
What to do with beer bottle caps? Some clever souls bend 'em in half and stick 'em back in the empty bottles, but for the rest of us, those crown-like miniature bear traps are an accident waiting to happen.
At UNOB Towers alone, during 2007 a horrifying total of one person trod on a discarded beer bottle cap during a midnight infant formula run. It's rumoured that four coats of Autumn Harvest eggshell finish paint were required to change the walls from blue back to cream.
And really, with the environmental worries nagging at us all, we ought to be recycling those little buggers when we're done with them. But how to collect them easily?
Fortunately for the sanity and long-term foot health of us
all, there is a solution. This
Guinness bottle opener and cap catcher
looks
fantastic and does both jobs at once. That satisfying
"chunk-hiss-clink" sound effect combo will have you salivating like a
hound in a Pavlovian response every time you hear it. It looks awesome
mounted on the wall behind your home bar, too.
If
this
doesn't float your boat, or indeed, if your boat is in
the middle of the lake and you need something to keep the flies off AND
open your bottles of Guinness, there's an elegant solution: the
'Beer bottle opener' Guinness cap
Doesn't it make you feel humble? Some bright bastard invented this, probably while you were lusting after the barmaid in the Saracen's Head.
Never be short of a way to pop a top when you're camping, at
the stadium or at a BBQ.
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