Guinness Heritage T-shirt: Turtle Sunburst
by Tom Warin
(Salem, MA)
Guinness Heritage T-shirt: Turtle Sunburst(Tees For All)
Just one of the many items in our Guinness Store
Did you know?
...that stout is a popular style of beer in many islands of the Caribbean?
...that turtles were once used to deliver pints of Guinness beer to thirsty patrons on the beaches of said islands?
...that turtles are naturally slow, have shells that are very hard to balance pint glasses on and are generally completely unsuited to the transport of refreshing beverages to thirsty patrons?
...that turtles are quite fond of dark beers and when given the chance, will abscond with a pint of stout and take it back to their ancestral stout-drinking grounds and share it with other turtles?
...that a drunk turtle can and will kill a man in ten seconds flat?
...that every island where turtles have been used to transport stout is now devoid of human life and now completely overrun with crazed turtles who hunger for the sweet taste of human flesh?
...that the designers of this lovely Guinness Heritage T-shirt: Turtle Sunburst available from TeesForAll were probably unaware of all these things when they put this design together?
Now you know!
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