Guinness Lounge Pants: bottles
by Tom
(Salem, MA)

Guinness Lounge Pants: bottles
(Amazon)
"Lounging" is an exciting new activity which has replaced such outdated pastimes as "relaxing", "chilling" and "hanging out".
Like any other human activity in the early years of the 21st century, it requires specialized equipment in order for you to enjoy it to the fullest. If you do not have the right kit, how can you hope to have fun?
These high-perfomance lounge pants are engineered to meet the needs of even the most demanding "lounger". Not everybody has the time and energy required to take an ordinary pair of imported lounge pants and trick them out with after-market upgrades in order to impress their lounging buddies. Right out of the gate, these pants will allow you to raise your lounging game.
Some loungers like to include beer as part of their lounging routine, and the big brewers have been quick to capitalize on this market. That is why these pants are decorated with Guinness bottles. You do not have to drink Guinness while wearing these pants, but if you do, you will be 7% more relaxed.





