Guinness Mirror
by Ashley Cotter-Cairns
(UNOB HQ)
Round Pure Genius Guinness Mirror(Tees4All)
A round mirror is like a porthole to another dimension. In this case, a screen-printed, Irish beer-licensed dimension where everybody loves a pint of the black stuff.
Hanging this on your home bar or rec room wall will be an open invitation to "Bubblers". These small carbon-based life forms are what we blithely refer to as the bubbles in a half-settled pint of Guinness, but are sentient beings and can travel from one dimension to another. They use round Guinness mirrors as gateways.
Fortunately for the future of mankind, Bubblers have but one mission: to get you drunk on Guinness. So while you wait patiently for their arrival, enjoy a pint or three and admire the beautiful mirror/dimension door as it winks the last glint of evening sun in your direction.




