Guinness Opener: 3D key ring
by Tom
(Salem, MA)
Guinness Opener: 3D key ring
(Amazon)
Just one of the many items in our Guinness Store
I'm going to keep this simple. Got keys? Drink beer? Get a key ring bottle opener.
Believe me, it will save you from spending countless frustrating hours of your life searching through drawers in strange houses for something that can be used to open a beer.
Yes, I know that some people can do that trick with their teeth, but it will mess you up and it gives me the willies. I can use a Got Beer? Bottle Opener Belt Buckle or a set of keys in a pinch, but it is a huge pain in the ass.
You do not need to get anything fancy for your key ring bottle opener, but if you are in the mood for something a little better than the 99 cent jobbies in a jar at the checkout counter in the liquor store, then you can get this Guinness Opener. The irony is that if you are drinking Guinness outside of a pub, you are probably getting it out of a can, but it is worth tracking down bottles of the export style.
Also, I am reliably informed that the opener will work on any capped bottle, not just Guinness beer.
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