Guinness Tie
by Ashley Cotter-Cairns
(UNOB HQ)
Pints All Over Guinness Tie(Amazon)
Great Guinness merchandise collections are not complete without at least one official Guinness necktie.
Guinness apparel doesn't come any classier or more subtle.
What you really want to say to the boss is, "Stick your effing job, I'm off to get shitfaced down the Dog and Partridge." When in fact, you wear this tie, smile, mumble something about trying harder to hit the sales targets next month and then call a 'team meeting' in said boozer.
The stylish Pints All Over has, erm, pints all over it. No prizes for guessing pints of WHAT. This is your way of getting back at the system.
Wearing this during work hours sends the message that, no matter how hard they work you, you'll always be thinking of your next pint of the black stuff and knocking off time at 5.30pm.




