United Nations of Beer

I Beer Beer T-Shirt

by Tom Warin
(Salem, MA)

I Beer Beer T-Shirt
(Busted Tees)

It's 6pm on a Friday evening after a long day of a long week and you've just pulled up to the bar at your favorite watering hole. As you order your first, a crisp American Pale Ale, you think to yourself, "I like beer."

It's 8pm, later that same evening. A few of your friends have joined you. There are snacks and the snacks are salty. The conversation is good. You've moved onto a hoppy IPA that leaves your tounge dancing with bitterness. As you drink, you think to yourself, "I REALLY like beer."

It's 10pm and you're cradling a pint of stout as if it is the last friend you have in this cold, unfeeling world. Most of your friends have had to go home and the barmaid is giving you the stink eye. As you sip the creamy, roasty dark brew, you think to yourself, "I love beer."

It's past midnight and you're crawling into what you hope very much is your bed. Your wife stirs as you collapse onto the mattress with a thump and mumbles, "Did you have good night with your mates, sweety?" The question doesn't seem to make much sense and all you can say to her in response is, "I beer beer."

This I Beer Beer T-shirt, from the hooligans at BustedTees, presents these words in a visually appealing manner.