United Nations of Beer

I Drink, Therefore I Am T-shirt

by Tom Warin
(Salem, MA)

I Drink, Therefore I Am T-shirt
(CafePress)

Monty Python once claimed that "Rene Descartes was a drunken fart" and who are we to disagree with such a reliable source?

The father of modern beer philosophy perfectly encapsulated the fundamental duality of a night at your local pub when he said, "I drink, therefore I am." Was Descartes able to look past the French love of wine to see the revolution in beer that would one day make specialized, high-quality beer apparel necessary? It's hard to believe that he did not.

Take the philosophy of beer out on the road with this comfortable, 100% cotton I Drink, Therefore I Am T-shirt. Amaze your fellow drinkers with your knowledge of 17th-century philosophy and maybe you will be rewarded with a delicious pint, a salty snack, or at the very least, a moment of silent awe.

For too long, the contributions made to civilization by our favorite fermented beverage have been overlooked. By proudly donning this garment, you serve notice that you will stand for this no more!

You will also serve notice that you are serious about your own comfort and that only the best T-shirt will satisfy a discerning beer intellectual such as yourself. Principles are one thing, but a comfy beer T-shirt is even more important. Sante!