iPod Video Glasses
by Ashley Cotter-Cairns
(UNOB HQ)
iPod Video Glasses
(Amazon)
Pervs. Until the cheap availability of digital technology, they had to hide their frustrations in long, stained overcoats and skulk about in the red-light districts of major cities for their kicks.
Not any more. Now the Net makes it easy to get good-quality porn, cheaply or for free. But one barrier to total bliss remains: the lack of a way to enjoy it in public places.
Thankfully for trouser snake strokers everywhere, the iPod Video Glasses have been invented. Now you can gently joggle your junk on buses, trains or airplanes with nobody sitting next to you being any the wiser. Until you ask them to borrow ALL their napkins, that is.
And even if you're not a perv, you can still enjoy this gadget, and our sympathies.
See our Funny Gadget Gifts page for much electronic tomfoolery.
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