Laser Guided USB Rocket Launcher
by Ashley Cotter-Cairns
(UNOB HQ)
Laser Guided USB Rocket Launcher
(ThinkGeek)
The USB port. Until recently, this innocent part of your PC or Mac was considered the Switzerland of computing: purely neutral to whatever good or evil infects our world.
But not any more. The humble USB port has taken sides with the violent, leaving the Meek just the FireWire port to inherit with the rest of the messed-up Earth.
Simply plug in your Laser Guided USB Rocket Launcher and you can unleash (foam-padded) electric death on your friends or work colleagues.
The laser guide helps you hit the target everytime. Chuckle with evil glee as true office power is yours at last!




