United Nations of Beer

Loading... Please Wait T-shirt

by Tom Warin

Loading... Please Wait T-shirt
(ThinkGeek)

It can be tough work pretending to be human at the end of a hard week. If your friends want to engage you in conversation, then they're just going to have to wait until you've finished loading that first beer.

Anybody who was using the Internet back in 1996 knows how frustrating it can be waiting for things to load.

It's worth remembering that your local bar is not the Internet. You can tell this quite easily by the lack of pop-ups and porn. (Note: This does not apply to Pete's Pop-Up Porn Palace and Drinkery in Bangor, Maine.)

There's really no need to go investing in high-speed beer drinking solutions. It may be frustrating for people watching you slowly come back to life with each sip of foamy elixir, but it's worth savoring every drop.

This Loading... Please Wait T-shirt from ThinkGeek, which features an excitingly pixelated design, will help people understand the situation without you having to waste precious words.

The recommended installation procedure is to close down all other tee-shirts running on your torso and then slowly pull the tee-shirt into place. Should you become tangle or confused as to which hole is which, restart completely and try again.