"Beers of the world, unite!"
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Dallas Reimer says Fort Garry Dark Ale is a recommended taste stop on a Manitoba beer tour
Rory Burnett grabs a bargain brew with his impulse purchase of Stir Stick Stout
Dallas reviews Fort Garry Pale Ale because he isn't allowed to review their Dark Ale twice...
The tireless Dallas Reimer sinks his teeth into Bulldog Amber ale and comes up smelling of teddy-shaped cookies
Dallas celebrates Pilsner season with an impromptu BBQ, Bryan Adams and Phil's Pils from Half Pints Brewing
Dallas Reimer rolls up his sleeves and prepares to FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT with Little Scrapper IPA from Half Pints Brewery
Dallas Reimer says Half Pints Weizenbock proves that the brewer is Awesome Without Effort
Dallas Reimer begins an important project, a complete Guide to Manitoba breweries. Please add to it, if you can!
Dallas enjoys a guided tour of Fort Garry Brewing, despite forgetting what the time is supposed to be
Dallas explains the significance of the unique Manitoba Social
Dallas Reimer takes us on a virtual World Tour of Beer, using brews from his local liquor store. It must be a Canadian January...
It's been said before, but we'll say it again: you need a good sense of humour to be a Beer Delegate. (Especially on what we're paying... erm, nothing, in fact. Ed.)
So it was with some relief, not to mention hearty guffaws, that we opened the email containing an application from somebody with the unlikely name of Dallas Reimer.

Dallas Reimer doesn't take beer too seriously (it's only Shakespeare, when all's said and done).
You don't get through life being called Cotter-Cairns without some kind of sympathy for a person named after a dodgy 1980s American soap opera that my mum used to like.
And clearly, as you'll see from his application speech, our man Dallas has his tongue firmly stuck into his cheek.
We're not belittling his ability to spot a good beer and write about it with feeling and imagination. Expect Dallas to be sp-Ewing (sorry) out great content in the coming months and years!
Here comes a proposal speech born in JR Ewing's big, wood-panelled office.
How does one write a resume for the United Nations (of beer)? Though their reach may not be far, though they may not be taken as seriously as the original, though their world map may be from Milton Bradley's Risk board game (we're working on that problem. Ed.), they are a serious organization with serious goals (which I'm sure will be detailed to me prior to my inauguration).
So, how does one prepare? By drinking? Exactly.
In
preparation for my duties, I have spent the past 12-odd years drinking
as much beer as I
could get my trembling hands on.
Some may doubt the effectiveness of
my
regime, but the stains
on my carpet are pure, disgusting proof of my
dedication. All hail the brewmaster!
Think you would make a great Beer Delegate, a beer supremo?
Don't be shy! Come to our Beer Delegates page
and apply!

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