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Manitoba Social

by Dallas Reimer
(Beer Delegate, MB, Canada)

The Manitoba Social: almost any fund-raising occasion uses this method

The Manitoba Social: almost any fund-raising occasion uses this method

The mysterious Manitoba Social explained
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Most Manitobans are surprised to learn that the Social is an event exclusive to their province. It has become entrenched in our minds as a part of life.


Your kids' baseball team needs new uniforms? Grab cold cuts and a one-night liquor license. Your friends bought a house? Borrow some card tables and rent a bingo hall. You’re getting married? Grab a few cases of cheap domestic and sell as many tickets as you can.

An upcoming wedding is the most common reason for having a Manitoba Social. The event is of Ukrainian roots: about a quarter of Manitoba's population has some Ukrainian heritage.

It is traditionally a party thrown by friends of the bride and groom to help cover the costs of the ceremony. A bingo hall or community centre is rented and tickets are sold, usually for ten dollars apiece, to friends, family members, acquaintances or pleasant strangers.

Inside the hall at a Manitoba Social, you will find small clusters of balloons taped to the wall, a bar integrated into the hall's kitchen, rows of card tables with chairs in the front half of the hall and a DJ booth flanked by raffle prizes along the rear. Your first destination, however, should be the ticket table by the front door.

The ticket table is your home base at a Manitoba Social. It is where you will find liquor and raffle tickets and will often be a stopping point for anyone you may be searching for. Because the liquor tickets purchased here are worthless anywhere else, most patrons will only buy two or three at a time, returning frequently throughout the night to replenish their supply.

This presents many opportunities to meet up with lost friends, lovers (current or potential) or the happy couple themselves. Also make sure to pick up some raffle tickets while you're there, or you will feel very left out later on.

Your second stop (and only because it can't be the first) should be the Manitoba Social's bar. Here you will find a slim assortment of hard liquor and beer. The hard liquor will be pre-poured into small plastic cups and set on the counter behind the volunteer bartender. Your choices will be Canadian whiskey and vodka. From there, you will be directed towards the self-serve bucket of ice with scoop and the fountain drink machine, where you will construct your beverage of choice.

Beer, our main focus, will be divided into three categories: domestic, light and import. More often than not, those choices will be Kokanee beer, Labatt Light and Miller Genuine Draft, respectively.

Kokanee, the representative "frat beer" of Canada, should be avoided, unless someone you know managed to smuggle a funnel through security. Labatt Light is mandatory if you are over thirty-five years old, suspect if you are under. Miller Genuine Draft, also known as simply MGD, will often be your only logical choice. Occasionally, you will find a premium beer choice at a Manitoba Social, such as Heineken or Guinness, but they are usually more expensive and therefore not worth mentioning.

For many, the pinnacle of the night will be the raffle draw. The raffle tickets you purchased earlier are to be separated at their perforations and one half dropped into each bag corresponding to your desired prizes. Around eleven o'clock, the draw will begin.

As each number is drawn, you will clutch your tickets and the room will be silent. If you did not buy any raffle tickets, this would be a good time to go get another beer. If you don't win, be civil and congratulate those who did. If you do win, don't feel the need to be gracious. Raise your arms and howl triumphantly for the duration of your victory march.

By now, having drank several MGDs and wowed the crowd with your latest dance moves, you will likely be famished. Thankfully, the tradition of the Manitoba Social and the laws of the Manitoba Liquor Control Commission require your hosts to feed you. Each platter brought out at midnight will include the makings of a great Canadian sandwich, including rye bread, salami, ham, pickle slices, cubed marble cheddar and a bottle of yellow mustard.

You may assemble your sandwich any way you like, or perhaps in an arrangement that is not a sandwich at all. You may very well be drunk enough at this point to create some exciting luncheon meat art.

At one o'clock in the morning, the lights will come on and the music will stop. This is the signal that you need to finish your beer and get out. Another signal you will notice is the couple's friends and family pushing brooms and picking up trash around you. Do not try to trade your remaining Manitoba Social tickets for beer. Accept your loss and go find a bar. You shouldn’t have bought so many anyway.

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Jan 30, 2011
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by: Dean


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Jan 30, 2011
SOCIALS AND EVENTS . COM
by: Dean


SOCIALSANDEVENTS.COM
We all know that buying and selling social or event tickets can be quite difficult and time consuming
-SOCIALSANDEVENTS.COM is a simple, safe and convenient way to buy or sell social tickets online
-With no costs, upfront fees, logins or long forms to register, SOCIALSANDEVENTS.COM is an excellent way to promote your event and increase ticket sales
-Using PayPal to purchase tickets with SOCIALSANDEVENTS.COM has made ticket buying or selling even easier
-SOCIALSANDEVENTS.COM will free up your time and take the hassle out of buying, selling and keeping track of your ticket sales
-using SOCIALSANDEVENTS.COM on the World wide Web has enabled you to easily sell tickets to friends and family anywhere in the world
-With our unique “support ticket”, family and friends can support the social or event, even when unable to attend, freeing up tickets for other attending guests
SOCIALSANDEVENTS.COM
Making your social “A Great Event You Can Bank On”

71-F Burnett Ave Winnipeg (204) 667-1284
info@socialsandevents.com www.socialsandevents.com

Jan 30, 2011
SOCIALS AND EVENTS . COM
by: DEAN

We all know that buying and selling social tickets can be quite difficult and time consuming .thats where we come in
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A simple,safe and convenient way to buy or sell social or event tickets online.

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Jan 30, 2011
SOCIALS AND EVENTS . COM
by: DEAN

We all know that buying and selling social tickets can be quite difficult and time consuming .thats where we come in
SOCIALSANDEVENTS.COM
A simple,safe and convenient way to buy or sell social or event tickets online.

making your social''A GREAT EVENT YOU CAN BANK ON''


Great site, thanks Dean...........


Jan 30, 2011
SOCIALS AND EVENTS . COM
by: DEAN

We all know that buying and selling social tickets can be quite difficult and time consuming .thats where we come in
SOCIALSANDEVENTS.COM
A simple,safe and convenient way to buy or sell social or event tickets online.

making your social''A GREAT EVENT YOU CAN BANK ON''


Great site, thanks Dean...........


Jan 28, 2011
Timing is everything
by: Anonymous

Summer socials do not make money!! So if your purpose is to raise enough to put toward more that just the cost of running the social the best time to have it is from Sept/Oct thru to March. Anytime people have to chose between going camping or to the cottage they'll buy a ticket but won't show up but the liquor sales & silent auctions are where you actually make your money.

Oct 06, 2010
We are having one in Victoria BC! Oct 23rd!!!
by: Anonymous

Know anyone in Victoria BC? Send them our way and come on out for our social! Ukrainian Cultural Centre and doors open at 730pm on October 23rd, 2010.

Live Music and authentic treats! Wear a Halloween Costume!

It's all for a great cause to help families, friends and people facing mental health issues and seeking hope and help!

250-384-4225
www.bcssvictoria.ca



Aug 05, 2010
Love livin in Manitoba!!
by: Anonymous

Best explanation of a social I've ever read! If you have lots of auction prizes and good drinkers, you can make around $8000 minus expenses.

Jul 12, 2010
Tickets
by: Steve

The hardest part of a social is organizing and selling tickets but it is worth it in the end. Socials are better then a bar night any time!


www.manitobasocialsonline.com

Jan 29, 2010
Social Inflation
by: Anonymous

I believe tickets are still priced at $10.

Jan 20, 2010
Has the cost of the tickets increased to $15
by: Anonymous

About to get the social tickets printed.... Is it true that the cost to attend a social is $15 now (the new norm)

Oct 20, 2009
Awesome article!
by: Tracy

That pretty much sums up what a Social is...I'm going to save a copy so that I can explain it to the next non-Manitoban that asks me what a Social is..lol

We're having one on March 20th, 2010 - should be a great time!

Oct 05, 2009
Socials rock
by: Anonymous

Socials are incredible fun... I wish this tradition would expand outside of MB!

Please... if you're having a wedding, run a social...

If you need help, there's a guide (lol)
http://www.socialsguide.com/

Oct 04, 2009
garlic sausage
by: Anonymous

no mention of garlic sausage!!!! oh yea, DJ will always play stuck in the middle... brown eyed girl..love mb socials.. just got home frm frm one a hour ago

Sep 06, 2009
Manitoba Social
by: Anonymous

Oh that's all there too...the chicken dance is a foavourite at the socials...but he nailed most of this article right on the head :)

Very Uniquely Manitoban :D

Sep 04, 2009
Perfect!
by: Anonymous

Love this article. THe only thing missing are some the classic dances like chicken dance, the train thing, and what's that one where three people linked together hop in a circle with a bunch of other trios, then when the music speeds up they start taking turns spinning partners.

Love socials!!

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