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The UNOB presents its Massachusetts beer guide!


"Beers of the world, unite!"
The UNOB slogan

What's in the box? The answer is BEER. How often? EVERY MONTH!


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BEER REVIEWS

  • Don Carter does the mano-a-mano equivalent of holding a girl's hair while she barfs, grabbing a Bard's Tale beer called Dragon's Gold for his friend who suffers from celiac disease

  • 12 BEERS OF CHRISTMAS! Dominic Perry gets all Dickensian on us with Old Fezziwig ale from Samuel Adams

  • 12 BEERS OF CHRISTMAS! Matt Dodson absolutely LOATHES Samuel Adams Cranberry lambic. Why? Read on...

  • Ann O'Connell takes a liking (finally) to one of Uncle Sam's best beers, Samuel Adams White ale

  • Ashley Cotter-Cairns is surprised by Steel Rail EPA and suggests it as a good introduction beer to your beer-hating friends

  • Love cherries? So does Ashley Cotter-Cairns. But he hates Sam Adams Cherry beer. It's nasty. Here's why

ABOUT THE MASSACHUSETTS DELEGATE

Massachusetts

Don Carter, our first Massachusetts beer guide.

Don Carter has been handed the task of building our Mass beer guide. Hopefully a few others will join him soon.

There are at least 101 good reasons why we can't speak with authority when talking about Massachusetts.

It's presumed here at UNOB Towers (without bothering to actually research such a dull subject) that the IRS is based there.

This presumption is based solely on the episode of The Simpsons when they visit Japan, eat at America Town and get seated at "Taxachusetts".

Massachusetts.Enough of our ignorance. Here's the first man bold enough to step up and become a Beer Delegate for Massachusetts.

He's Don Carter and, as you'll see from his first ever article for the site, he cares so much about beer that he seeks out friendlier versions of it for allergic friends. Now that's dedication to the cause!

Read on for his cracking Delegate application speech.

Your application speech, Don

For as long as I can remember, I've wished for some way to turn my love for beer into some kind of meaningful contribution to human kind.

I see this as my golden opportunity to spread the gospel of beer beyond my immediate circle of friends and family... to truly expand the universe of beer.

I humbly request your sincere consideration. I will not disappoint you.

We'll be the first to let you know if you do, Don!

We're delighted to give your love of beer a focus. Great to have you!

Join Don and his colleagues at the UNOB!

Fancy yourself as a UNOB Beer Delegate for your country, province or state? Great! Come to our Beer Delegates page for details and an application form.

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