The UNOB presents its Missouri beer guide!
BEER REVIEWS
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Chris celebrates St. Patrick's Day by reviewing a sixer of Boulevard Irish Ale
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Off to a fruity start, Chris Perrin sends in a Royal Raspberry Beer review
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Chris Perrin is led out of the wilderness by a sweet-tasting Holy Moses White ale and discovers the truth about white ales
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Chris goes into orbit over Boulevard Lunar ale
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On a road trip to Indiana, Chris Perrin gets locked into Alcatraz Brewing and wishes he had a "Get out of jail free" card...
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Chris Perrin bounces in delight after tasting Harvest Hop Rye, but warns that less adventurous drinkers may not 'get' it
BREWERY, BAR AND BREWPUB REVIEWS
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Shawn Borich finds no distractions from the beer at The News Room Bar, Kansas City, MO
ARTICLES AND RANTS
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Chris Perrin checks out the growing beer scene in Hermann, Missouri, a wine-lover's mecca
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Chris Perrin pits beer against beer in the bloody StuporBowl Playoffs
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Shell-shocked by the first playoffs, Chris Perrin pairs off the last four breweries in the StuporBowl semi finals
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Who's the champion of StuporBowl I? Chris Perrin reveals all in the StuporBowl Championship game
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More great work from Chris Perrin sees our Guide to Missouri Breweries catapulted forward
ABOUT THE MISSOURI DELEGATE
Missouri
Chris Perrin is a smart beer writer who invented the StuporBowl concept, between pints of Royal Raspberry beer.
In
crafting a Missouri beer guide, we decided that, just like in law,
ignorance is no defence.
Just because we know NOTHING AT ALL about Missouri, doesn't mean it doesn't EXIST.
In fact, our total ABSENCE of knowledge is probably proof that Missouri is, in fact, real and not a figment of cartographers' imaginations.
Enter Chris Perrin, a man who will quite literally put Missouri on the global beer map.
Judging by his application speech, the man is a true lover of fine ales and will be a real asset to the UNOB team.
Read on for his cracking Delegate application speech.
Your application speech, Chris
Ladies and gentlement of the United Nations of Beer, I stand before you seeking the lofty honor of being included amongst your peerage. (I think that should be 'beerage'. Ed.)
I am a beer drinker and have been since I was an age which I will not publically admit.
In college, I started small with the 30 packs of MGD and now I have refined my pallette to include imports, exports, and microbrews.
The best people on this Earth are beer people. I keep a bottle opener on my keychain and I treasure my Homer Simpson beer opener.
"The best people on this Earth are beer people."
I couldn't have put it better myself, Chris! Welcome to your Delegate post.
Join Chris and his colleagues at the UNOB!
Fancy yourself as a UNOB Beer Delegate for your country, province or state? Great! Come to our Beer Delegates page for details and an application form.
Submit a review to our Missouri beer guide!
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