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Chris Perrin, our first Missouri beer guide.

Chris Perrin is a smart beer writer who invented the StuporBowl concept, between pints of Royal Raspberry beer.

Missouri.In crafting a Missouri beer guide, we decided that, just like in law, ignorance is no defence.

Just because we know NOTHING AT ALL about Missouri, doesn't mean it doesn't EXIST.

In fact, our total ABSENCE of knowledge is probably proof that Missouri is, in fact, real and not a figment of cartographers' imaginations.

Enter Chris Perrin, a man who will quite literally put Missouri on the global beer map.

Judging by his application speech, the man is a true lover of fine ales and will be a real asset to the UNOB team.

Read on for his cracking Delegate application speech.

Your application speech, Chris

Ladies and gentlement of the United Nations of Beer, I stand before you seeking the lofty honor of being included amongst your peerage. (I think that should be 'beerage'. Ed.)

I am a beer drinker and have been since I was an age which I will not publically admit.

In college, I started small with the 30 packs of MGD and now I have refined my pallette to include imports, exports, and microbrews.

The best people on this Earth are beer people. I keep a bottle opener on my keychain and I treasure my Homer Simpson beer opener.

"The best people on this Earth are beer people."

I couldn't have put it better myself, Chris! Welcome to your Delegate post.

Join Chris and his colleagues at the UNOB!

Fancy yourself as a UNOB Beer Delegate for your country, province or state? Great! Come to our Beer Delegates page for details and an application form.


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