United Nations of Beer

Party Tap Personal Liquor Dispenser

by Tom Warin

Party Tap Personal Liquor Dispenser
(SwagDog)

As a professional party planner for the rich and famous, I am often asked for advice on how to make any occasion sophisticated.

I have a few tips that I'm willing to share: splurge on brand name crackers, don't skimp on the cheese and keep your Uncle Jimbo away from the music.

There is one secret that I have kept to myself until now and it's the Party Tap Personal Liquor Dispenser which is available from the sophisticated Baron Bob himself.

Imagine having your party staffed by the GhostBusters, except that instead of carrying around an unlicensed proton pack on their backs, they're carrying around a large tube filled with beer, which they dispense at the request of your guests. Are you imagining it? Stop thinking about cookies and start imagining what I told you to.

Nothing makes a party go with a swing more than warm, flat beer served in a plastic cup from a mesh pouch strapped over a man's thigh. That's what the personal liquor dispenser can give you. It doesn't just dispense beer, it dispenses sophistication.