United Nations of Beer

Pour, Favor T-shirt

by Tom Warin
(Salem, MA)

Pour, Favor T-shirt
(Busted Tees)

"Tres cervezas, por favor!"
"I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish."
"But this is Spain."
"Yes, but I'm English. This is an English pub."
"In Spain?"
"We get a lot of English tourists here. When they go to foreign places, they like to hang out in a pub that reminds them of home."

"OK. Well, three Dos Equis, please."
"I'm sorry, we don't have any Mexican beers here."
"But this is Spain. Spain is in Mexico, right?"
"No, I'm pretty sure that Spain is in Spain."
"Crapfactory. Can you give me directions to Tijuana?"

"Can I interest you in a few pints of Boddingtons instead?"
"Can you put it in a pitcher?"
"I don't see why not."
"Then this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship, barkeep!"

If you've always dreamed of taking a wrong turn on the way to TJ and ending up far across the ocean, then this Pour, Favor T-shirt from Busted Tees will be of no help whatsoever. However, it does feature a graphic of the most popular contingency plan in the world.