United Nations of Beer

Purple Beer Babe Women's Tank Top

by Rhiannon Shedmon
(Montreal, QC, Canada)

Beer Babe Women's Tank Top
(CafePress)

Women have been making tank tops look good for many a long year. And women have been drinking beer for just about as long. But only now are the girls of the world able to combine these two noble pastimes into one sexy t-shirt.

The United Nations of Beer (UNOB) is proud to present the Purple Beer Babe Tank Top. The 100% combed ring-spun cotton shirt is cut for a close and fashionable fit, and carefully shaped to conceal a bra. Available in sizes from Small to 2XL, the shirt is an essential part of any female beer lover's wardrobe.

Germany may have its Rheinheitsgebot, but the UNOB.com has a strict set of ingredients when it comes to defining a Beer Babe. Said babe must first and foremost contain Beer, along with an “insatiable appetite”, “sugar and spice and all things nice”. Add an “unshakable thirst”, a “brittle cynical shell” and some “MSG” (manic sex goddess), and hey presto, you've got yourself a Beer Babe.

The white shirt, with its lilac beer label logo is both classically feminine and very much 4.8% ABV. Suitable for casual summer wear or as a comfortable workout shirt, this tank top will tell those around you that, “Oh yes, you can take a beer” and, “Oh yes, you look pretty good downing said beverage.”