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Re-Ale-imator T-Shirt

by Tom Warin
(Salem, MA)

Re-Ale-imator T-Shirt
(CafePress)

Why are the mad sciences so dominated by men? Are women just not as attracted by the promise of ultimate power, the stink of bubbling chemicals, the dank basement laboratories, the grease-stained lab coats and unfortunate haircuts as men are? It seems hard to believe. The problem is clearly that women are lacking role models who are mad scientists.

Well, with this long-sleeved Re-Ale-Imator T-shirt, available at CafePress, you serve notice that the days of male chauvinist mad science are over. The shirt is dark and flattering, to maintain your feminine allure, but long sleeved to help guard against acid burns and splashing viscera.

The design commemorates the moment that you came back to life on a cold metal table, deep within the stone bowels of Castle Kluistenberg. Your lifeless body was pumped full of Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale; a typically male choice, but one that proved to be effective. The strong, hoppy ale cleansed your body of disease and jump started your brain.

The fool thought that you would be his willing servant, a simpering floozy to clean up after him and bring him mugs of steaming cocoa. Little did he know that your genius was matched only by your ruthlessness.

With him out of the way, you are free to change the world of mad science forever and inspire a generation of young girls to follow in your footsteps. Provided they survive your zombie legions, of course.