Social Drinker T-Shirt
by Tom Warin
(Salem, MA)
Social Drinker T-Shirt
(SwagDog)
It's estimated that 25% of the US population are prone to introversion compared to 75% who tend to be extroverts. How are naturally introverted people supposed to survive in a society that is so hostile to their need to be left the hell alone?
Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Tipples (School slogan: "The other MIT"), have isolated a new compound called "Beer", which they claim can ease social interaction between introverts and extroverts by up to 90%.
The constituents of beer are malted barley (a primitive cereal crop), water, hops (a ferocious weed that is related to cannabis) and yeast (a from of fungi that feeds on sugars and excretes alcohol).
It seems unlikely that such unpleasant sounding ingredients could combine to make something palatable, but the researchers say that the samples produced in the lab are "refreshing and quaffable".
This T-shirt has been made available from SwagDog to advertise the new approach to social interaction. Researchers hope that if popular introverts such as Warren Buffett and Steven Spielberg wear these shirts, then "drinking" may take off in popularity. We can but hope.
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