The Zen of Zombie
by Ashley Cotter-Cairns
(UNOB HQ)
The Zen of Zombie
(ThinkGeek)
Learn how to re-animate yourself for success with this undead self-improvement tome.
Topics include:
How to adapt to anything life (or the living) throws at you
How to slow down
How to remove prejudice from your life (a brain is a brain is a brain)
How to find strength in numbers (zombie Horde, anyone?)
How to stop negotiating and start demanding what you want (zombies don't settle for a nose - they want the brain)
How to make each word count (zombies want brains, zombies say "brains")
If you don't know anybody who needs a Zen of Zombie manual, then you need to use your BRAINS! Another classic from ThinkGeek.





