Two great inventions: tit and beer! Help us to find our official Bevvy and make her a superstar.

Seen our Bevvy?

Tit and beer have a lot in common. You can drool over both of them; the bigger they are, the better; two is better than one; cold ones can be outstanding; both can make a man lose his head for a while... The list goes on.

At the United Nations of Beer, we recognise the vital importance of women. That's why we are actively seeking a female spokesperson for our organisation to become the official UNOB mascot: Bevvy!

Obviously the odds against the girl who's chosen actually being called Beverley are rather long. But it's a nice pun, you must admit.

The ability for Bevvy to hold a can here would be a distinct advantage... We're asking YOU, United Nations of Beer fans, to seek out and nominate our official mascot, Bevvy, to represent the UNOB in the boob and beer department.

To make it fairer, we'll hold an election (down boy, I said hold an ELECTION), posting pics and bios of potential Bevvies and let you all vote on who should be chosen, just like the national Beer Delegate positions.

Know a potential Bevvy? Perhaps you're lucky enough to be living with one. We need pics showing the lady's face. Fame, fortune and merchandising agreements await our Bev, so don't delay!

Nominate a Bevvy!
Please note that all fields followed by an asterisk must be filled in.
(Real) first name of Bevvy* (Real) first name of Bevvy*
(Real) last name of Bevvy* (Real) last name of Bevvy*
E-mail Address* E-mail Address*
Country* Country*
URL of her photo* URL of her photo*
Why would she make a good UNOB Bevvy?* Why would she make a good UNOB Bevvy?*