United Nations of Beer

Walkerville Premium Blonde

by Seamus Vaughan
(Beer Delegate, ON, Canada)

Walkerville Premium Blonde: NOT chocolate

Walkerville Premium Blonde

I am officially changing the name of this beer to JJ Jimmy Walkerville beer because it's DY-NO-MITE! Talkin about havin' Good Times, maybe hangin' in a chow line... Well, we were hangin' on my porch. Me and my roommates that is.

We invited some friends over for a porch party. Two of the girls visiting refuse and I mean REFUSE to drink beer! But I could not stop talking about how good this beer was.

So I say "The name is in fact, Walkerville Premium Blonde. The name sounds exactly how you would imagine a premium blonde tasting, full-bodied, creamy and doesn't taste too strongly of yeast."

For some reason this definition raised eyebrows, so I continued. "It is medium gold in color, with a malty flavour and a crisp aroma". At this point I lost them again. I said "It has a musky smell similar to European blondes," and again eyebrows were raised.

Then I said "It's won several awards, the taste is unique and really refreshing, I think this is my new favourite beer!"
At this point they were looking at me like "Why should we care?" I said "It kind of tastes like chocolate!"

And in an instant it was snatched out of my hand and the girls who refused to drink beer were slamming it back, in hopes they could finally love beer! They both spit it out everywhere. Apparently it still tasted like beer.

There are beer drinkers and beer haters. If you're a beer hater and want to convert, for the love of god, do not use my Walkerville Premium Blonde to do so! I kicked the girls out promptly and recommend this beer to EVERYONE!